I don’t know how many of you have ever had a recipe that you needed vanilla beans for, but if you’ve ever gone into the grocery store to buy them, you know that they are stupid expensive. I’ve seen places charge $10 for one or two beans. This is simply outrageous.
When I worked in the industry one of the pastry chefs I worked under keyed me into where you should really purchase vanilla beans if you want to buy in bulk, which of course I do…ebay. I know, it sounds crazy, but ebay is the place for reasonably priced vanilla beans in bulk. I recently purchased 1lb. of Tahitian vanilla beans for $30 and got an extra 1/8lb. bag of Madagascar vanilla beans for free.
Now most of you are probably thinking, “What would I do with that many vanilla beans?” Well, you could give them as gifts to your loved ones for various gift giving holidays, use them in pretty much anything dessert like, cinnamon roll dough, pie crusts, pie fillings, custards, mousses, in your coffee, the list goes on. You can split them and throw them in sugar to make vanilla sugar. Or, you can make your own vanilla extract, which is what I plan on doing with part of mine.
Why buy imitation vanilla extract, when you can make the real deal with little effort? Beats me, but nothing beats real vanilla extract. And with ¼ lb. of beans you can make a quart of extract! That’s a whole lot of extract, which you could then give away as a gift as well, or covet it like its liquid gold, whatever floats your boat.
How does the whole process work you’re now wondering?
Well here’s the nitty gritty:
Get yourself ¼ lb. of vanilla beans (remember, ebay!)
You’ll need a dark glass container, which I just remembered I have a growler I got from a friend that didn’t want it. Sure, filling it with beer is a good option, but some sacrifices must be made
You want to purchase an inexpensive name brand vodka. Now I know what you’re thinking, because I thought the same thing, that inexpensive and name brand don’t really go together. However, after asking a colleague about it, it means that you want to buy the cheapest name brand vodka there is, such as Smirnoff or Absolut, something like that. Not flavored either, just plan ol’ vodka.
Cut your beans into ½” pieces and toss into the dark glass container. You don’t need to split them either; it’s just a wasted step.
Pour in your vodka.
Tip upside down and shake slightly every day to stir up the beans in the vodka for one month.
Strain out the beans after a month and enjoy your homemade vanilla extract.
Yes it’s really that simple. I would say they need to make a “How to make vanilla extract for Dummies” but there isn’t even enough content to make a book. Why more people don’t do this, I’ll never know.